The funniest thing about this is that- it isn't actually satire! This is part of a real attempt to sell Israel as a tourist attraction.  For more information and lots of laughs, please visit:  Size Doesn't Matter: Israel- Small country, Big Appetite for Peace This site is managed by 3managed,... » read this article

In a conversation with a highly educated friend of mine whose opinions I often respect, I learned he is not excited about the US Census. I thought I left that kind of thinking when I moved away from Las Vegas where conspiracy theories often thrive. My friend thinks the government... » read this article

So being off the grid for a month, I had plenty of spare time on my hands to think about stuff, wander around, and contemplate the interlocked workings of our miserably suffering little planet. You know, that war crap and corrupt politicians and Israeli atrocity on Palestinians and the U.S.... » read this article

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Update below regarding Swedish arms sales On Monday, Colombians reported a thick, acrid smoke in the skies above Bogota and the pollutants have been analysed in a Caracas laboratory. On the condition of anonymity, sources in Caracas told us that gas samples were secretly captured by a Venezuelan aircraft that flew low... » read this article

Entrevista a Hillary Clinton en "Aló Ciudadano" (dubbed in English)... » read this article

Editor's Note: Please keep in mind, this is political satire! - LMB Thursday, April 1st, 2010 Markets reacted favourably in early trading to President Obama's announcement Wednesday that the United States may seek to join the ALBA trade framework lead by Cuba and Venezuela. The Dow-Jones industrial index rose over 200... » read this article

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. And it turned out that Judy and Congressman Reid... » read this article

1. No, I am not talking about legalizing Marijuana – that would upset the Islamofascists* who own all the liquor companies in the US and its suburb, Canada. And I am certainly not talking about legalizing gay marriage - I wouldn’t want to piss off Donald Trump. Let me digress... » read this article

To the British Prosecutor, London Court, Lawsuit Act: The undersigned, legal representative of God, the Lord, the Supreme, Eternal, Infinite Creator of the Universe states as follows: So, according to the seventh commandment, as the Book of Exodus tells: And to the facts above, it was proposed to bring a... » read this article

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All Precedent Oh-bomb-ah needs is a 'Gulf of Tonkin' resolution. Why you can just here the Babylon-On-The-Potomac punditry screaming bloody freaking murder. "Afghanisnam Navy sinks U.S.S. Ronald Reagan!" It's coming, oh yes, it's coming. You know, cause the Afghanisnam Navy are some bad mofo's. The Pakinam Navy too. Yup! Hell,... » read this article

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he... » read this article

The government of Israel today launched a massive air assault on suspected terrorist targets along major coastal cities in the United States of America. In an operation termed “Friendly Enemy,” hundreds of Israeli F-16 fighter jets streaked across the Atlantic in precise formation... » read this article

Axis of Logic Reader, Ken Mitchell, writes to his bank: Dear Sirs, In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me correctly. If one of my checks is returned marked "insufficient funds," how do I know whether... » read this article

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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.... » read this article

John Bird and John Fortune (the Long Johns) brilliantly, and accurately, describing the mindset of the investment banking community in this satirical interview. Watch Axis of Logic's Political Satire column for PART II of Bird and Fortune on the Subprime Mess.... » read this article

This will appear in the next issue of Al-Ahram Weekly http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/     Eric Walberg takes a flight of fancy   With the insufferable increase in �security� measures at airports, I�ve come to dread air travel, though in this day and age, we simply cannot do without it, so I make... » read this article

Editorial Note: The opposition really does get this silly here in Venezuela. Don't believe it? Next time you travel to Venezuela, tune in for 10 minutes of "news" on Globoterror ... err Globovision!" -LMB A Venezuelan opposition view of Ch�vez' meeting with the Castro brothers in Cuba this week The... » read this article